♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
[Cupcake] 6, 12, 20.
That's a yellow card.
[gasping] "Advance to Rollboy Central, become the Rollboy!"
-Another win for me, fellas! -[game chimes]
[game sings] ♪ The game is done and you won ♪
♪ Or else you pressed the button too soon ♪
-You're the Rollboy! -[fanfare]
Oh, I love playing games with friends.
It's probably the second most relaxing thing I do,
next to laying in the ball pit at the mall.
The manager asked you to stop doing that. You take up the whole pit.
-Ah... It's my quiet place. -Did somebody say "steak"?
-[both] Grandma Steak!!! -Nobody said that.
That's right, boys, Grandma Steak is here.
Hugo, drop a beat.
-A what? -Too late, the moment's gone.
So... who's up for a gig?
-A General Services gig? -Is there any other kind?
Yeah.
My seniors-only community centre
needs a couple of spark plugs to help with activities.
-What do ya say? -Oh, I love old people.
With their heads full of wisdom and their pockets full of candy
and their bodies full of wrinkles full of candy.
What did I tell you about eating the candy you find in wrinkles?
-Stop doing it. -Because?
Because you don't know how long it's been there.
Although I should say those candies are individually wrapped.
But I can tell you want to move on,
so let's put a pin in this. We can circle back to it later.
So this job... what would we be doing all day?
Oh, you know, hanging, chatting,
playing board games.
What kind of board games?
Every kind. Hugo, drop a beat.
-Um, I'm sorry? -You ruined it again.
[Dino gasping]
It's beautiful.
This is the real deal.
Dino, my game gloves.
♪ Soft to the touch ♪
♪ Firm on the dice ♪
♪ Velvet... ♪
[Grandma] Come on, boys. I'll show you around.
This is the beginner station. Games like Stack Block.
Oh, I love Stack Block!
Taking blocks, stacking the blocks...
Great game.
Um, it doesn't seem like you have Rollboy.
I get it. Too difficult. Not everyone can handle the Rollboy.
No. But we do have one game that may pique your interest.
The hardest game in the world: Mozoko!
Today's the first day of the community-centre tournament.
-And the winner gets that! -[gasping]
[Dino] A velvet rope! No, I can tell that's wrong.
Ah... the trophy beyond the rope.
Nice rope, though. ♪ Velvet... ♪
I've dreamed of that trophy ever since I came to this place.
But every year, I fall just short and finish dead last.
Don't worry, Grandma Steak. This year, you and I are gonna win.
Just give me a quick rundown. I'm sure I'll pick up the rest as I go.
Well, you get 30 cards each. Each card has an animal on it.
Dolphins are good, snakes are bad, sheep are neutral.
But if you have all sheep, it's great...
[voice distorting] Unless one of the sheep is upside down,
in which case that is so... so bad.
And that is why you have to be sure
that your sheep is not a snake...
[normal voice] ...dressed up like a sheep. Got it?
Good.
Stack block!
Uh-huh... Stack block!
That doesn't make any sense!
It's like the Mozoko rules contradict themselves at every turn.
You're talking about Mozoko?
I tried to play Mozoko when I first came here.
Spent two years studying it as I slowly went mad.
[dramatic music]
Now I sit here all day playing Stack Block,
a shadow of my former self.
Thank you, Paul, for that.
Maybe I can help you learn Mozoko! From what I can tell,
once you understand the cards, the game sorta falls into place.
You start with 30 cards. Dolphins are good, snakes are bad,
sheep are a mixed bag. We'll get to it in a moment.
[distorted voice] If your teammate gets the barnyard card,
that means it's open season on poultry.
And that's why you have to be sure
that your sheep isn't a snake dressed up like a sheep.
[normal voice] Get it?
Well, hello! It seems we have a Mozoko savant in our midst!
Oh, I don't know. Numbers are hard,
but with animals, it just makes sense.
I need a tournament partner. What do ya say?
[gasping]
And have a chance to win that velvet rope -
I mean trophy? Yes!!
Wait! What about me?
I just need a bit more time to pick it up, but I'm getting so close.
I know there's, uh... uh...
...cards.
Sorry, Cup. There's no time to wait. The tournament starts today.
Room for one more at the Stack Block table. Stack block!
[soft music]
See how when she plays a sheep, he knows to play a donkey.
-Donkeys like sheep. -Exactly. And that is the game.
[Mrs. Stan] Hello, Mrs. Steak. Or should I say Miss Steak.
As in, it's a mistake for you to be here.
[cackling]
Nice one, Nana. Very sneaky insult.
Hello, Sneaky Stan. Mrs. Stan.
Are you playing this year? It's always so fun to beat you
on our way to winning the trophy.
-[laughter] -[Stan] Sneak!
[laughing]
Every year I dream of beating those two.
And I think this is the year.
What do ya say, Dino?
Heh-heh. That's a lot of pressure.
I eat pressure for breakfast.
-Weird. -We got next!!
So there's a chicken card and a rooster card,
but there's also a male chicken card?
But I thought a rooster is a male chicken! Argh!!
Wanna stack some blocks?
Absolutely not! I need to clear my head.
Once I've done that, I'll be ready to learn.
[up-tempo music]
Ah, come on!!
Okay, Dino, it's all up to you now.
Sorry, Grandma Steak, all I have left is one... double-sheep!
A double-sheep?!
-That is the first game I've ever won! -We won!
That was very stressful and I feel very anxious!
[Grandma] Look! They're moving our names up the leader board.
I'm gonna go tell Cup that we won.
No time. Our next match is teed up.
-[knuckles cracking] -[Dino] They look tough.
-[Grandma] I eat tough for breakfast. -[growling]
It's Mozoko time!!
♪ There's a game that's so loco ♪
♪ They call it Mozoko ♪
♪ And everyone know-knows it's hard ♪
♪ But when people are playing ♪
♪ There's one little saying ♪
♪ That goes with the playing of cards ♪
♪ Mozoko Mozoko I love you ♪
♪ Mozoko Mozoko I do ♪
♪ Mozoko is Spanish for card game ♪
♪ Just kidding it's not a real word ♪
♪ Hey ♪
[Cupcake] Why does a donkey follow a sheep?!
-Hey, Cup, could I ask you something? -I don't understand.
Well, you're really good in big moments, and the finals are tomorrow,
and the team we're playing is great
and I'm worried that I'll let Grandma Steak down. What should I do?
-This is so confusing! -I know!
It's like, if I play bad, then I'm the reason she didn't win.
But thinking about that makes me even more nervous,
which makes me play even worse, you know?
I'll never understand. [sighing]
You're right. It's my problem and I have to solve it on my own.
Thanks, Cup. I'm gonna go for a walk.
What's that, Dino? Dino?
I hate this game.
[cawing]
Stack block!
Who cares? Who cares about anything anymore?
Cup, have you seen Dino?! He never showed this morning!
And the finals are in 30 minutes!
He went out late last night and he was gone when I got up.
I thought he came here early.
Did he say anything? Was he upset?!
I was... pretty distracted.
Think, Cup. Think! Where would he go?
I want to, but...
thinking has become hard for me. Ow!
Get up! Get out of your pit of despair and find your brother!
It might be too late for me, but it isn't too late for you!
Ow! I don't know where he is!
Wait. Pit of despair?
That's it! I'm coming, Dino! Ow!
Sorry. I wanted to see if I could throw that far.
I can!
He's taking up the whole pit again!
Dino!
Dino, what are you...? What's wrong?
I got scared, so I came here to think.
Then I didn't want to leave.
Listen, Dino. We all get scared.
But you're good at Mozoko.
And it's hard for me to say that, because I'm...
I'm really bad at it. But you're good.
And you have a chance to win that trophy.
But what if I mess up?
Then you mess up! Everyone messes up sometimes!
The point is, you've gotta try. You can't just run away, buddy.
I told you never to come back here!
-Run away. -You said don't run!
This is an exception! Run away!
-[Mrs. Stan] Thirty seconds left. -[ticking]
It's a shame we won't be able to beat you properly.
Don't forfeit the match!
[panting] I'm sorry I ran away.
I was nervous, but with the help of a little someone named Cupcake,
AKA the Cake Man Supreme, AKA--
-The game's started. -Okay. I'm in.
-[cheering] -Oh. Good... good card.
[crowd booing]
Oh, no, not... not... not that card.
Double-sheep. Read it and weep.
Double-sheep. Wow.
That's a great card.
I wouldn't be able to beat that unless I had a... triple-sheep!
-[crowd exclaiming] -[man] Oh, yeah! That's right!
-We did it! We did it! -[cheering]
Ah! I can't believe it! Did you see how many sheep I played?!
[Grandma] Well, Dino, you did it.
No way. We did it. And Cup,
-I got you something. -Aw, bro, you didn't...
[gasping] The velvet rope!
-Mmm... Soft. -Mmm... Soft...
So how'd it go? Tell me everything.
I won't tell it to you, Hugo.
-I'll rap it to you. Drop a beat! -What?
Nah, you've ruined it. The moment's gone.
Gimme some rope.
Oh.
-Ooh... -Oh, it's so soft.
-Oh, yes, I get it now. -Nice...
-Oh... -I could stay here forever.
Cupcake! There you are.
I'm just finishing up the new General Services website.
Nice! Now remember, it's gotta be...
-[both] As good as Peetree's. -I know.
-[Cupcake] Oh, the perfect site! -[sound effects]
I'm working on the Fun Facts page right now, and I need some about you.
-Oh. I work hard, I play hard. Fun facts! -Oh. I was thinking more like:
How do you like your eggs? What's your biggest fear?
You know, that kinda thing.
Oh. "Lightly poached" and "not afraid of anything. Ever." Next!
-Wow! Zero fears?! -Not a one.
-Who wants pizza?! -[screaming]
-Fun fact: Cup's afraid of surprises. -Don't write that down.
-Dino, what's with the volume? -Sorry, I'm listening
to my pizza prep song. I recorded it myself.
♪ Pizza prep pizza prep ♪
♪ Props to pizza Pizza prep ♪
Fun fact: Dino preps for pizza with song.
Ah! All this talk of pizza is making me hungry.
Hugo, can you order us a cheese pizza, please?
I would, but we spent all our cash on Dino's recording session.
-♪ Pizza prep ♪ -It's an investment in my future.
♪ Props to pizza ♪
Pfft! We don't need money!
Sheesho's has a "30 minutes or it's free" policy.
You just have to make sure it doesn't come on time
by inventing a fun obstacle.
Like flooding your yard till there's a moat around your house.
Then... free.
Free pizza from Sheesho's is a Big City tradition.
Yeah, like Cupcake jumping and screaming when I... shout!
-[screaming] -Fun fact: Cupcake screams when Dino--
Please dial.
Thanks for calling Sheesho's! Thirty minutes or it's freeshos.
A promise I regret making.
[Hugo] Um, may I order a large, um...
cheese pizza for, uh... delivery?
Oh, sure. And what should the delivery guy expect this time?
Lake of fire? Army of snapping turtles?
A dinosaur swimming in a moat?
Ah! She remembers my work!
Mamma mia. If I don't hire some real pros
to deliver my pizzas on time, Sheesho's Pizza is finished!
-Did you say hire some pros? -Yes.
Cupcake and Dino: General Services at your service.
Well, stuff my crust.
You could be just what Mamma's looking for.
Good. 'Cause we ran here really fast and it wouldn't
have been worth it if you didn't say that.
Here's your first delivery. Remember, if we don't start making money,
Sheesho's will close down forever!
No pressure. Have fun.
Don't worry, Mamma S. You'll get what you deserve. I promise.
And I promise not to eat this pizza before we can deliver it.
I'll go make another one.
That would be great. Thank you.
-Hey, Grandma Steak! -Hiya, boys.
Grandma's just rigging a booby trap for the pizza guy
so I don't have to pay for my... [gasping]
[dramatic music]
Oh, no, you don't!
[exclaiming]
That'll be $17.
-Don't forget your garlic fingers. -Ah, nuts.
[both] Let's deliver some pizzas! Yeah!
[rap music]
-♪ Get a pizza ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Move it Cheese and sauce and crust ♪
♪ Get a pizza ♪
♪ Yeah move it Pizza is a must ♪
♪ Everybody gettin' so hangry That's why they rang me ♪
♪ Move it supersonic so they don't get cranky ♪
♪ Come on select your toppings ♪
♪ My pizza power is never stopping ♪
♪ Everybody ordering a pizza ♪
♪ Gonna stack them high like the Pyramid of Giza ♪
♪ Dough so soft like a baby fox ♪
♪ Save the cardboard for the delivery box ♪
♪ Pizza ♪
♪ Crust and sauce and cheese ♪
♪ Get a pizza ♪
♪ You got that pizza disease ♪
♪ Pizza ♪
♪ Crust and cheese and sauce crust and cheese and sauce ♪
♪ Get a pizza ♪
This is Barbara Shoulderpads, reporting live from Big City.
When you order a pizza here,
the last thing you expect is to pay for it.
That is, until now. Meet the delivery guys who--
Cupcake and Dino: General Services!
-Visit our website! -It has fun facts!
Big City is a tough town for pizza delivery guys.
How do you do it?
One: we're fast. Two: we're fearless.
Three: we're so fast and fearless
that if we don't deliver in 30 minutes,
your pizza isn't just free...
we'll pay for it ourselves!
-Right, Dino? -Right, Cupcake!
Everything except that part about you being fearless.
-[laughing nervously] -You're afraid of tons of stuff.
You're afraid of heights and elevators and riding a bike,
and don't forget your irrational fear of anchovies.
That's a big one. [whistling]
-Big. -[Peetree] And pause.
Now that I know all of Cupcake's fears,
who's up for pizza? Cupcake and Dino are paying!
[laughter]
-Why are they paying? -[whispering]
Oh, right, okay. I get it, yeah.
[laughing]
♪ Pizza prep pizza prep ♪
-♪ Props to pizza ♪ -[phone ringing]
Sheesho's Pizza: Never free again,
'cause we're the best, but enjoy!
[Peetree] Uh, hello. I'd like to order a completely free pizza.
I'm afraid we're too fast for free, sir.
Oh, really? You're afraid?
What else are you afraid of?
Wait! I already know. I heard it on TV.
-Ah! Peetree Gluck the Third! -That's right. I'm also the customer
whose pizza you're paying for when you arrive late
'cause you're scared!
-[gasping] -Look, Cup.
Pizza-ghost...
What did I miss?
Oh, and don't forget the triple anchovies, 'kay?
-[dramatic music] -That was Peetree!
-He... he knows my fears! -What?! How?!
Right. The whole "me on TV telling him about them" thing.
I am sorry.
Oh, he's gonna play off my fears to get a free pizza!
Dino... He ordered...
-triple anchovies! -[gasping]
Monster.
Our flawless delivery record is as good as done.
Don't worry, Cup.
We're gonna give Peetree exactly what's coming to him:
a disgusting anchovy pizza.
Hey, Mamma. No offence.
[laughter]
Ah, he is not gonna make this easy on us.
Easy is overrated, Cup.
Bikes, on the other hand... are underrated!
But... I-I'm afraid of bikes.
-Maybe we should just walk-- -Shh, shh!
Just hang on and shut your eyes!
[Cupcake screaming]
Dino! Why are you covering your eyes?!
Oh, I thought... I thought we were doing a thing.
-[Dino] We're here! -[Cupcake] And with 15 minutes to spare.
No fear of mine is gonna stop Peetree from paying!
Now we just need to get to the... 178th floor?!
Keep going. Don't be shy.
You're good there, yeah. Yeah, that's it.
-I don't think I can do this, Dino. -C'mon, Cup.
I didn't think I could be a professional dancer, but here we both are.
-But you're not a professional da-- -That's the spirit! Let's go!
[deep sigh]
[Dino] Okay, I know you're afraid of elevators,
but if I hold you upside down like this,
you can pretend you're going down instead of so, so high up.
-So high. -Dinooo...!!!
[continues screaming]
Cuuup...!!!
[sighing]
[operatic singing]
-[both] Peetree?! -Well, well, look who it is.
Coward and Doodoo: General Services.
Yeah, well, "Coward and Doodoo" have your pizza, 10 minutes early!
Ah, ah, ah. It's not delivered until you've handed it to me.
But am I here? Or over here?
Or maybe I'm even here? [maniacal laughter]
-There he is! -I'll be right there.
Just wanna see what happens on this "Where Am I?" show.
Get back here, anchovy breath!
Ah!
-Oh! -What's the matter?
Don't scaredy cats always land on their feet?
I still have seven minutes to make you pay.
You have seven minutes till you fail, Cupcake!
Looks like this is just another general service
better left to a professional like me!
-[panting] -Cup! Let it go!
No, Dino. I'm done being afraid.
Peetree, you overlooked my greatest fear of all.
The fear of failing at general services!
Whoa! Cup, you look how an electric guitar sounds!
[electric-guitar music]
Okay, you little stinkers, time to kiss some glass.
Oh! Can you say that?
Can you say that?
[action music]
[Dino] It's like we're in my dreams.
[gasping]
[Peetree] Look at the big, brave boy.
Give up! You'll never beat me!
-[operatic singing] -Okay, bicycle.
I don't like you and you don't like me, but that guy - he's the worst!
-[screaming] -No training wheels?
How precious.
-[screaming] -[dramatic music]
Wait! What the...?!
-Whoa! -[operatic singing]
Noooo...!!!
-[beeping] -That'll be $27.50.
And whammo!
The pizza flies right into Peetree's mouth!
I have the bravest bro in the whole world!
Oh, well, you were brave too, Dino.
I was more brave for sure,
but your brave helped my brave quite a bit.
I'm impressed, boys. Not only did you save my shop,
but I also found a new way to make deliveries on time.
I just enter the coordinates and...
Wow...
So I guess you don't need our help anymore?
Nope. But I did make you a little something to show my appreciation.
[screaming]
[screaming continues]
Aw, poor guy, he's... he's terrified of olives.
Now that's a fun fact.
[general laughter and applause]
[sighing]
I don't get it.